To be fair, the staff was lovely โ but theyโre basically working in a disaster zone. The hallways smelled like stale urine, the laminate floors were grimy, and the kitchen came withโฆ absolutely nothing. No pots, no pans, not even a spoon. The bathroom? Cracked tiles, toothpaste on the walls, moldy grout, and a peeling tub so dirty youโd rather not touch it. And letโs not forget the mattress that creaked like it was narrating your every toss and turn. The โfree breakfastโ was a sad handful of granola bars and muffins. Unless youโre here for an ironic travel story, book somewhere else.